The pandemic was terrible but at least we all did a bad job as parents throughout the entire thing.

Children are wild animals and it’s weird to pretend they aren’t.

Kids medicine is truly awful and I’m pretty sure there is an evil corporate conspiracy behind it all.

Slime is the shittiest kids toy ever made and I hope its creator lives a life of quiet shame.

Never trust your children for any reason. Ever.

Welcome to Permanent Damage, the place for parents who are just pretty much done at this point.